Office Lap Patrol


Still living with my parents, I spend my days squirrel watching, sleeping, and perfecting my grooming techniques. I’m an avid lover of massages and a novel chewer. I collect tennis balls and various squeakers as a hobby. I’m a total foodie and love a good whine. My biggest peeve is when people commit PDA.

My career with AED Brands began in 2015. When I’m on the clock, I am fully committed to inspecting every lap equally and greeting everyone with a warm, wet smile. My current goals include: implementing a daily naptime program for the office, perfecting an AED Demo, and maximizing the number of laps I can complete in under five minutes.


Learn more about requirements below.

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Bailey Jaussi

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